Episode one: Breaking Free
Episode two: Strangely Blocky
Episode three: Going to L
Episode four: Up the Beanstalk
Episode five: Pointy Teeth
The Long Road Home is an exciting drama series full of thrills! and heroism! and giant plants! To whet your appetite for things we will see in the coming weeks:
Dramatic music. Fast-cut images: Sheppard and a Wraith lunging at each other; Sheppard tied down with chains; Sheppard leaping heroically through the air; a voice saying, "Give up now, Colonel Sheppard. Accept your fate," and Sheppard saying, "Never!" More dramatic music. Giant plants and terrible monsters, and through it all, a dream of home.
This probably has to count as crack, but it's all mixed up with action adventure, whump, and humour. It's illustrated, and we even have a blooper reel. It's an ongoing adventure, but don't let that put you off. It's not the sort of story that really needs an end.